They put you in almost everything, including things you really have NO business being in. You lurk, skulk about, hiding in a deep and complicated list of ingredients and use false identities to conceal yourself. In the human diet, you're a complete and total fraud.
Potato chips. Why? Why are you there? It's not 'potato and milk chips,' so wtf are you in there? It's a trap. Good thing I'm not eating potato chips.
Thank goodness for an app on my phone I can use to scan any food that's processed, and not that I NEED to eat processed foods. It just happens sometimes. I should fix that.
As diligent as I am I'm not perfect at finding the hidden dairy in certain foods. And OH... do I EVER pay the ultimate price when I do. *sigh*
Dear dairy, I'm sorry.. but I broke up with you because you're a sadistic bitch who hurts me whenever I have to deal with you. Our relationship over the years has been toxic, though I failed to see the connection between you and so much discomfort and misery. This is the end. We must part ways, completely and totally.
You should stick with the calves for which you were perfectly created. And I know mankind has treated the life that holds you like garbage, living factories for human consumption. And I'm deeply sorry for that. So I will continue to do my part to not support the industry who do those vile and inhuman things we know happen.
As for last night---I forgive you. I'm still breaking up with you. But I forgive you, because you weren't meant for me. Yes, I indulged in you unknowingly and paid a HUGE price for it. But I forgive you just the same.
Goodbye, dairy. I wish you well.
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